#if i leave him home alone again i just know he’s going to chew up the curtains. i don’t care if the world is about to end, those curtains are brand fucking new

#batman is always bringing his kids along why can’t i bring one cat  #he’s better behaved than any of the Robins and even causes slightly less property damage

Even funnier if it’s the villain

villains are self-employed and don’t tend to have co-workers who would complain, a supervillain would absolutely take their cat to work

#headcanon that actually the cat belongs to a henchperson. the boss is just cat sitting